These humorous quotes will make you laugh and make you feel smarter. They will make you grin. Funny inspiring and motivating quotes from renowned individuals and everyday people are included in our collection. Humor helps us deal with the hardships we all occasional experience, thus we all need it in life!
Some of these might inspire you since they challenge your way of thinking in a humorous and inspiring way. Give these to others to make their day happier and make them smile!
Short Funny Inspirational Quotes
You can't shine like a diamond if you are not willing to get cut like a diamond! Eric Thomas
The only time I feel light-hearted is when I'm in a plane at 33,000 feet. Robert Rivers
A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. Charles Gordy
It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them. Rose MacAulay
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. Frank Moore Colby
There are three ways in life to become popular: be rich, be beautiful, or be funny. Jon Macks, How to Be Funny
The truth hurts, and so would you if you were stretched as much. Author Unknown
I don't have a funny bone in my body; now I know why my surgeon's bills are so high. Rory R. Cuphist
Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. Margaret Bonnano
I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. Maya Angelou
Funny Inspirational Quotes
The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain. Jane Bryant Quinn
If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won't come up with a hand full of mud either. Leo Burnett
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind. Donald Rumsfeld
For a politician to complain about the press is like a ship's captain complaining about the sea. Enoch Powell
If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be. Maya Angelou
See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly. George Harris
I don't think God put you on this earth just to make millions of dollars and ignore everything else. Chris Amundsen Helping Others
You can't experience simple joys when you're living life with your hair on fire. Emily Ley
The mind is like a clock that is constantly running down. It has to be wound up daily with good thoughts. Fulton J. Sheen
If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap heap. Glen Buck
From his neck down a man is worth a couple of dollars a day, from his neck up he is worth anything that his brain can produce. Thomas Edison
Fire and swords are slow engines of destruction, compared to the tongue of gossip. Richard Steele
Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water! Eleanor Roosevelt
My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get too low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good. Robert Perish
Famous Funny Quotes
You will recognize the famous people who said these quotes. People who have had success in life and one of their secrets to success is humor!
People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages. Benjamin Franklin
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar
You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys. Joel Osteen
Without enthusiasm, your sales talk is about as dead as last year's turkey. Dale Carnegie
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. Franklin Roosevelt
I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked! Muhammad Ali
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. Walt Disney
Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed. Gandhi
You want to be a millionaire. But your values system says you believe in sleep more than grinding! Eric Thomas
Spring is the time of year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations
You can practice shooting 8 hours a day, but if your technique is wrong, then all you become is very good at shooting the wrong way. Michael Jordan
I don't want to be a genius - I have enough problems just trying to be a man. Albert Camus
Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Paulo Coelho